Horoscope: Those with Welsh ancestry

Ni fyddwch byth yn dysgu eich mamiaith os nad ydych yn byw yng Nghymru.

Horoscope: People born in 1955

The younger generations look up to you.  Continue to set a good example.

Native American terrorism?

As strange as it may sound, I have a vision of a Native American terrorist attacking some target on the west coast.  It will be a small explosion at some public event.  One or maybe two people will die, and it will turn out to be just a raving lunatic.

John Madden will die this year.

This is the vision that I have had.  Heart attack.  Yes, Brett Favre will attend the funeral.

Abe Vigoda safe

I see Abe Vigoda surviving the entirety of 2013.  Keep swimmin', you ol' fish!

Horoscope: Anyone whose year of birth is divisible by 20

You mourn something on this date, yet at the same time you celebrate it.

Horoscope: cards

Fidel Castro

It has come to my attention that people are actually charging MONEY for this.  I was, needless to say, disgusted but it gets worse!  The people charging money aren't even real psychics!  Well, I am a true psychic and now I am here to stake my claim.  Free of charge, naturally.

A vision comes to me.... A fourth victim in Cleveland will be found, or rather her remains will.  I can't seem to channel her spirit